A letter to “Over-The-Top” Earl

Dear Earl, embarrassing creature… You don’t deserve this — not after yesterday. But being free of you, I’ll probably wax eloquent on your behalf. Now you’re off your home turf, I bet you’re curled in your basket in that doggy-hotel, rolling your eyes as all the others kick up a corporate fuss. When we first […]

Dear Charles… [a letter]

Another planet, 15 February, some alternate universe Dear Charles, Please ask your secretary (is it Louise, the one who never has a hair out of place?) to ensure you are not disturbed. And read this before you open the box. Now, to use your favourite phrase, I will proceed. You asked me yet again if […]